Scrappy Republican Punks Are Shaking Up The System, Man

Good news, America, here come the YOUNG GUNS, a bunch of white guys in their forties who are going to clean up the mess they hope you forget that they helped make in their thirties. YOUNG GUNS! They’re tough conservatives who are going to change the way Washington works, and the only thing that scares them is the idea that they’re going to have to have regular colonoscopy screenings soon. YOUNG GUNS! They’re here to make John Boehner look like an elder statesman. YOUNG GUNS! What are they rebelling against? WHADDA YOU GOT?