Nation's Seat of Government Secretly Very Boring!

Poor D.C. is really being torn apart by the invasion of Real Housewives. (It’s like K Street never happened!) Writes Mike Riggs: “In reality D.C., everyone who steps into a Cadillac Escalade might wind up sharing canapés with Al Franken at a reception for the Finnish finance minister. In real D.C., even Kal Penn-caliber celebs find themselves balanced out by slack-jawed number crunchers, dumpy lobbyists, and disillusioned activists hustling opaque, fine-print agendas.” SOUNDS FUN.