Letters I Would Consent to Have Sex With, in Descending Order

by Lizzie Skurnick

1. I
2. J
3. L
4. P
5. O
6. Q
7. B
8. D
9. R
10. A
11. G
12. C
13. S
14. T
15. H
16. U
17. V
18. N
19. F
20. E
21. Y
22. M
23. X
24. K
25. Z
26. W

Lizzie Skurnick is the author of Shelf Discovery, a memoir of teen reading. She lives in Jersey City.