Lady Likes Sperm

Meet Lara Carter, a “self-confessed ‘sperm hunter’ [who] uses ovulation kits to tell her when she is most fertile then pretends to be drunk, throwing herself at unsuspecting fellas and making it obvious she wants sex. If Lara, 25, meets a man who wants to use a condom, she will offer one from her purse — which she has already pierced a hole in.” Lara is also the best thing that could ever happen to a Sun editor, because c’mon. My favorite part of this story, which may also be the saddest, comes at the end: “If you have been propositioned by Lara, email [email protected] with ‘sperm hunter’ as the subject.” I hope the paper has turned off its spam filters.