Jeff Greene: How Much Rock Did His Yacht Enjoy?

Jeff Greene, the credit default-swapping millionaire Senate candidate for Florida whose best man was Mike Tyson and who is running on the platform that he is an “outsider,” which may not be totally crazy, is today dealing with the big banner headline: “Jeff Greene’s yacht holds the secrets: Sexcapades or Sabbath?” Green’s talking point: “There’s a million people not working in Florida. Why are we talking about the yacht all the time? I care too much about my country to spend all my time talking about a yacht and Mike Tyson.” I appreciate the sentiment! Sort of. Except the sentiment is sort of “please stop talking about my 145-foot party yacht and my $24 million house in Palm Beach, there are people who have no jobs.”