Hero Surfer Saves Beached Great White Shark

Beachgoer: “It’s going to kill us. It’s gonna kill you and then it’s gonna kill me. He’s gonna kill us.”

Surfer: “Just be glad it’s all right.”

Beachgoer: “It’s gonna jump.”

Surfer: “Make up your mind. Is it going to jump, or is it gonna kill us?

Beachgoer: “First it’s gonna jump. And then it’s gonna kill us.”

Surfer: “Will you just relax, mon? It’s not gonna kill us. My father is a television repairman. He’s got all kinds of tools. We can save this shark.”

Beachgoer: “We can’t save this shark, man.”

Surfer: “We can save it.”

(Unfortunately the shark died the next day.)