Famous Athletes Save Jews From Mundane Summer

Enjoying your summer, Jews? I bet you are!

TMZ, reporting that LeBron James hired an Orthodox rabbi to offer spiritual counsel for a “big merchandising meeting,” notes: “It’s been a big summer for the Jews-with Amar’e Stoudemire meeting with rabbis in Israel … and Shaq learning Hebrew. It’s only a matter of time before they start poppin’ Manischewitz in the clubs!” TOTALLY! Is it too late to call it the Summer of Jews? Because I think that one may have legs! Long, basketball-playing, club-going legs!