Auto-Tuned Elmo Serenades Wendy Williams (And More!)

Why, yes, it is late August. In related late August news, a baby alligator was found under a car in Queens, a pig wrestling competition in Montana was canceled after organizers failed to capture enough pigs, women hate it when men leave the toilet seat up, the Earth is running out of its helium reserves, and a woman in Britain has a fear of bananas. God, is it really only Monday?