30 eHow Articles in Ascending Order of Usefulness
by Ned Frey
30. How to Laugh Like Whoopi Goldberg
28. How to Fart With Your Armpit
26. How to Dye Hair With Kool-aid
24. How to Light Farts on Fire
23. How to Build a Catapult With Popsicle Sticks
21. How to Dance the Cotton-Eyed Joe
19. How to Remove a Tick on the Scrotum
16. How to Blow Your Nose in Public
15. How to Defecate Outdoors When Camping
11. How to Train Your Cat to Use a Toilet
10. How to Laugh at Yourself So the World Laughs With You
9. How to Urinate Outside Discreetly
8. How to Appear Intelligent Even When You’re Not
4. How to Make Yourself Get Out of Bed in the Morning
Ned Frey (a k a MisterHippity) knows how to make a list.