You Probably Don't Need To Worry About The Monkey Army

“They can be trained to do things like turn off lights and open faucets and so on, but eventually that breaks down. If we’re talking about animals going out into the field or a fortress with an AK-47 or whatever, it seems very, very implausible.”
-Psychologist and professor emeritus at UC David William Mason casts doubt on a newspaper article suggesting that the Taliban is training an army of warrior monkeys in Afghanistan.