Tree Smells Like Come

I should have Perez Hilton'd this bitch up and photoshopped some jizz in place of the apple, but instead I'm just going to go with "And how." It's hot out today and I'm feeling kind of lazy.

“When it comes to the tree of heaven, Lorraine Johnson doesn’t beat around the bush. ‘There’s no doubt,’ says the author and native plant expert. ‘It smells like semen.’”
This article discusses Ailanthus altissima, also known as “sperm tree, semen tree, ghetto palm, stink tree,” jizz timber, spunk sapling, splooge blossom and ejaculate conifer. (I may have made a couple of those up, see if you can guess which.) Anyway, now you know.