Tortured, Near-Drowned Donkey Gets Russian Parasailing Company In Trouble

Tortured, Near-Drowned Donkey Gets Russian Parasailing Company In Trouble

This is the worst idea since Mr. Carlson’s Thanksgiving turkey drop on “WKRP in Cincinnati.”

(Or maybe just the worst idea since whatever those Quiznos guys did to those poor cats over at Quiznos!)