Timmy The Tortoise Finds A Friend
“He nuzzles and kisses her, moves her around and pushes lettuce towards her. He plays with her every day. If I want him to go into his hut at night time I have to put Tanya in there first, otherwise he won’t go.”
-It’s the heartwarming story of Timmy the tortoise, an abandoned 60-year old Testudo hermanni who, after being bullied by other tortoises at the shelter he now calls home, found true tortoise love with Tanya, a molded tortoise toy for whom he fetches food and offers affection. Try not to think too much about the details of this one lest you alight upon the phrase “plastic tortoise fuck doll.” Just enjoy the magic.