There Is A Situation On The "Jersey Shore"

I have been woefully remiss in keeping you abreast of developments concerning the contract issues for the cast of MTV’s “Jersey Shore.” I blame the ample distractions of the season, but that’s really no excuse: I’ve failed you. As a small attempt at making amends, let me direct you to this exhaustive discussion of the subject, which clarifies many misconceptions, elucidates the struggles of these talented young people, and addresses the poignancy of impermanence by way of a remarkably apposite quotation from 1995’s classic teaching tool Showgirls. It’s ALL there.