Snot Compared To Italian Lunchmeat
Alexander Hamilton’s perpetual rotisserie must be on overdrive this morning: “A reputed crime-family captain, with the nom-de-mob ‘Big Nose,’ dug in for some nasal gabagool during an appearance in Brooklyn federal court yesterday — picking and pulling the entire time the judge instructed the jury on deliberations. Then he disgustingly licked every finger.” I hope some mobster scratches his ass soon; I’m looking forward to the phrase “anal mortadell’.”