Smart Tank Provides Eco-Friendly Alternative To Warfare

Gizmodo has a picture and a little more information about this strange take on going green. But until the mystery of why this thing exists is solved, we think it’s safe to speculate that it’s probably meant for capturing the local Starbucks in some kind of trendy-liberal version of The Road. Imagine a violent future where roaming militias turn local Jamba Juices and Trader Joe’s into hideouts while fighting over WiFi hotspots to maintain their doomsday blogs.