Psychic Octopus Sells Out

“Paul the psychic octopus may have retired from predicting football matches, but his advertising career has just begun. The eight-legged oracle recently appeared in an advertisement for a German supermarket chain and has received more than 160 endorsement offers, including a book deal, according to the mollusk’s agent.”
–WHAT A FREAKING PHONY. I remember when it was all about forecasting which collection of athletes who were competing in a task that would be completely inexplicable to the octopus if he saw what they were doing, which he didn’t, by choosing the flag of one nation-another impossible concept for a cephalopod to comprehend-over another, man. You can’t trust anyone.