Plastic Bottles Will Murder Your Hard-On

I had been totally disregarding the health concerns about bisphenol-A, the organic compound found in “reusable water bottles, sippy cups, leftover containers, baby bottles, toys), the lining of canned foods, baby formula and beverages, pizza boxes and other fast food containers” because I thought that they pretty much only affected children, but it turns out that BPA is a total boner killer, which is ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE. Why is this even still available? Does no one care about the erections? I want a complete ban NOW.