Loveless Internet Shrew Attacked

Awl pal Lizzie Skurnick took issue with CBS legal correspondent Andrew Cohen’s “heartfelt tribute to the love that got away on the occasion of her wedding to someone else,” noting that “publishing, on her wedding day, a rundown that frames the lady’s virtues almost entirely by how well she treated you falls somewhere between inconsiderate and catastrophically narcissistic.” Cohen’s response begins, “I won’t embarrass you further (than you’ve already embarrassed yourself) by responding in public to your shrewish little column,” and gets more cringe-worthy from there. You’ll enjoy these, I promise.