Knifeless, Bottleless Yobs Try Glassing With Keys

The other day a gang of jobless local yobs attacked two “charity walk” trainers, who were clad in workout gear, for being too fancy-but the attacking chav pack had no knives or bottles. The fancy do-gooders are named Fraser and Gareth, so, well, in England, they basically had it coming. But it’s not just the youngs who are running this class war! “’There was an older bloke of about 40 and at first when he walked up I thought “Thank God, there’s an adult who will calm things down’ said Gareth. ‘But then I saw he had a key in his hand and he slashed my cheek.’” Margaret Thatcher, where are you?