Juggalos Gather Once More

It’s that time of year again! Chaucer put it best in his original draft for the Canterbury Tales:

Whan that Auguste, with his percing sonne,
July’s warme whither makes neerly donne
And every tanke-toppe be drenched in swette,
And odour no bodie spray can maks’t forgette;
Sleeping Zephirus no wind provides
Tis best to sit and drinkke St. Ides
Or the ice of the Russian, Smirnof he be called
Than ronne the risk of a methlab scald,
The hour commes round where folk longen goes
To the Gathering of the Juggalos

Yep, it is time for the 11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos! (Mark your calendar, it’s August 12th-15th.) This video is practically parody-proof, because these people know exactly what they’re doing. Feel free to dip in and out, although I suggest giving the first five minutes some serious attention-I’m particularly curious about these promised seminars. What topics do you suppose they’ll be discussing? In any event, the announcement that comedians Tom Green and Gallagher (“the original Gallagher! Not that fake ass Gilligan motherfucker!”) will be performing adds a certain level of gravitas to an already impressive line-up. Have a grand time, juggalos and juggalettes, you’ve earned it.