In Case You Didn't Know, It's Pretty Hot Out There

It’s pretty hot on the East Coast, just like it was 100 years ago at this time! Highs are expected to fall just short of the three-digit mark, although this is one of those sorts of situations where you don’t want the New York way of overachieving for the sole purpose of making a point to rear its head. Anyway, jalapenos for everyone! (“They put out a tremendous amount of heat and it turns on the body’s natural coolant.” I would think they would also add to my already-extant vague nausea, but this is why I’m not a doctor!)