"Immigrant List" in Utah to Result in Long Jail Spell For Racist to Make Lists

I KNOW I ALWAYS FEEL BETTER WHEN I MAKE A LIST

The proud non-immigrant organization Concerned Citizens of the United States has been sending their list of suspected “illegal immigrants” in Utah-there are 1300 whole names on it!-to anyone who’ll listen. The feds wouldn’t, so then the “Citizens” distributed this menu of Mexican and Central American people to the cops and the newspapers… who are now expending their energy trying to find out who made the list. (What? While these immigrants, some of whom have green cards and U.S. citizen children, are taking our jobs?) Yes, unfortunately for the people of Concerned Citizens (by which I mean, the one person who did this), “they” are going to eventually go to jail for this, seeing as the lists have social security numbers, dates of applications for food stamps and other proprietary government information. You just can’t save America from the immigrants! I agree that we should have tried harder when those horrible Irish came over but it’s just too late now.