How To Lie Your Boyfriend Thin

“I did get suspicious towards the end of the three weeks, when Sarah started suggesting I walked to places rather than take the bus, but other than that I was clueless.”
-Dean Harrington, of Brighton, England, reveals exactly how stupid men are in this Sun piece on ways to put your fat fuck of a boyfriend on a “secret diet,” which is allegedly the kind of trickery to which one in six women on Knifecrime Island are subjecting their partners, most of whom are apparently too clueless to notice the difference between rich, delicious cream and nasty, vomit-inducing yogurt.