How Hard Is It To Get 90 Days In Jail for Messing Up Your DUI Sentence? Hard!

Former actress Lindsay Lohan will spend a couple of nights in jail-the jails of Los Angeles are too crowded to keep her for long!-because of her inability to make a weekly two-hour class. How hard is it to mess this up like this, in a city that processes thousands of drunk drivers, because everyone there drives drunk? It’s unbelievable. Let’s take it from a recent graduate of Los Angeles’ alcohol education program! “I missed two classes so instead of my classes being done mid April, they were done in early May… You cannot go more than 21 days without going to class; when I wanted to go on vacation, I called and said ‘I will not be in town for two weeks’ and they said, ‘k, bye!’ meaning you could go 20 straight days of no school, without calling, without doing shit and still be on the right side of the law. People who were poor, had no way of transportation other than a 2 hour bus ride, ladies with no child care, even opiate addicts were able to get to these classes. You don’t even need to be sober to go to this shit. It’s 2 hours a week, once a week. After I had four absences I was told that if I was late one more time I would go before a judge and my ass could sent back to jail. You know what was an effective deterrent for jail? Going back to jail.”