Gov. Paterson Unsure About Snooki

“Gov. Christie is a friend of mine and if he’s offended by the show I’ll have to watch it sometime. He must have some time on his hands. He passed a property tax cap. That’s why he has the time to watch the show.”
-New York governor David Paterson explains why we’re all FUCKED he hasn’t had a chance to watch “Jersey Shore,” unlike his counterpart across the river, who is displeased by the show.