BaTMAN and RoBIN Being Produced In Labs

And by that I mean they’re starting a quantum mechanics-based method of increasing efficiency among troops. Or in layman’s terms: creating hulking, bloodthirsty, atomic supermen capable of eating bullets and using psychic lightning bolts to blow up terrorists (I mean, what else right?). Yes: BaTMAN: Biochronicity and Temporal Mechanisms Arising in Nature. RoBIN: Robustness of Biologically-Inspired Networks. Probably just a coincidence, then isn’t it? io9 is geeking out on it and Wired’s The Danger Roomis into the science. Our biggest concern: I want it known that if you Google-image for “Batman and Robin,” the first thing that comes up is a picture of them kissing.