79 Recording Artists Named After Things That Can Kill You

by Joe Berkowitz

1. Mastodon
2. T-Rex
3. Dinosaur Jr
4. Fine Young Cannibals
5. Anthrax
6. Madness
7. Suicidal Tendencies
8. Fishbone
9. 30 Seconds to Mars
10. Jets to Brazil
11. British Sea Power
12. Salt-N-Pepa
13. Led Zeppelin
14. Explosions in the Sky
15. The Avalanches
16. Rolling Stones
17. Rogue Wave
18. 50 Foot Wave
19. Volcano Suns
20. The Fall
21. Pavement
22. Pipe
23. Fastball
24. Poison
25. Sugar
26. Heart
27. The Moldy Peaches
28. The Police
29. Joy Division
30. The Cars
31. Train
32. The B-52s
33. Violent Femmes
34. Motley Crue
35. Nine Inch Nails
36. Jagged Edge
37. The Knife
38. Iron Maiden
39. Iron & Wine
40. Love and Rockets
41. Guns ’n’ Roses
42. Earth, Wind & Fire
43. Arcade Fire
44. Comets on Fire
45. Amusement Parks on Fire
46. Hot Hot Heat
47. Lightning Dust
48. Lightning Bolt
49. The Tallest Man on Earth
50. NASA
51. Clinic
52. The Faint
53. Wolf Parade
54. Band of Horses
55. Grizzly Bear
56. Gorillaz
57. Super Furry Animals
58. Def Leppard
59. Le Tigre
60. Los Lobos
61. Quicksand
62. The Germs
63. Biohazard
64. Semi Precious Weapons
65. War
66. New Order
67. The Rapture
68. Widespread Panic
69. The Zombies
70. 10,000 Maniacs
71. Blind Faith
72. Telekinesis
73. Justice
74. Destroyer
75. Slayer
76. Ghostface Killah
77. Killer Mike
78. The Killers
79. Das Racist

Joe Berkowitz is pretty sure there’s something obvious that he missed but can’t think of just what it is.