Yup, This Really is the World's Worst 911 Call

The feminist ladies at Tiger Beatdown make note of what currently holds the title of World’s Worst 911 Call. Warning: it may upset you, and perhaps you’ve just had a relaxing lunch.

You sure? Okay, it goes like this!

Operator: What are they doing?
Arraras: Choking me. Please hurry.
Operator: They are choking you?
Arraras: Please.
Operator: Ma’am, you are on the phone; they are not choking you. What did they do?
Arraras: They just hit me and tried to choke me. Please.
Operator: Who did that to you?
Arraras: Somebody that lives with me.
Operator: Okay then, who is that somebody? Let’s not be silly. Ma’am, answer my question.

Annnd it goes on.

Now, the victim is Telemundo TV person Maria Celeste Arraras, and the alleged perpetrator is the fantastic Raul Quintana. No one knows who he is, which is the best part! Because he’s the guy who lives on the same terrible little island as Florida governor Charlie Crist’s wife (yes, it’s her apartment), who rented out one of his apartments there to a terrible porn film shoot.

Now Quintana is not only unbelievably unpopular around his house, he has also been arrested for assault and for cocaine possession (I mean, who has cocaine on them when they are allegedly beating up their girlfriend? Oh right, half of everyone).