Woman Eschews Shaking Of Booty, Advocates For The Classics

You almost certainly missed this over the weekend, and it should probably be shared:

I realize this question will seem completely absurd and stereotypical, but I’m gay and honestly don’t get why gay people listen to such crappy music. I mean, club music? All the time? Expand your horizons!

– Aaron, 30, Los Angeles

The answer?

It’s not only the gays. I go to plenty of mixed house parties where they play techno and pop songs all night. But I don’t get it either. Whatever happened to Jack Johnson, the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Bob Marley? The older I get, the more I have a deeper appreciation for music that makes me feel something-other than just wanting to shake my booty!

There’s more, but you’ve pretty much got the gist right here. Oh, yes, this comes from the dating advice column “Ask Ashley,” by Ashley Dupre, who was once a prominent figure in New York state politics. It’s a funny old world.