Where Chelsea Clinton's Wedding Will Be

OMG WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CHELSEA CLINTON GONNA GET MARRIED? Sources, notes Doree Shafrir in New York, “have confirmed that the nuptials will be held on July 31 in a still-secret location within a three-hour drive of New York City,” and that the “smart money” puts the location “somewhere upstate, possibly in Westchester or Dutchess County,” which is totally code for the Applebee’s in Poughkeepsie on North Road. Now you know!