Welsh Drummer Goes For Shot At Puke-In-Mouth Pantheon

“If a post mortem confirms claims by friends that he died in his sleep having choked on his own vomit he will have followed a rock ‘n’ roll tradition laid down by previous wild men of rock including John Bonham, drummer with Led Zepplin, and Keith Moon of The Who.”
–Stuart Cable, formerly of the terrible band Stereophonics, was found dead at his home this morning “after a marathon drinking session.”