The Curse of the Lottery Takes Another

How come everyone who wins the lottery just doesn’t know the rules? Basically, it’s just like the Final Destination franchise. You are on death’s radar. When you win the lottery, you must immediately stop smoking, stop drinking, stop eating meat, you go to the doctor like once a week (or you get your OWN doctor! Live-in!) and you basically put yourself inside the bubble. No jaywalking. No skydiving. No futzing around. And you know why? Because when you win the second biggest lottery in Britain’s history you will inevitably drop dead, at the age of 59, just five years later. (If no one stabs you first, of course.)