Stop Macking on the Van Der Sloot, Sickos

THE SLOOT

Okay, ladies. Which three of you fucked-up chicks is allegedly sending marriage proposals to The Van Der Sloot, who is behind bars in Peru, after having confessed and unconfessed and reconfessed or something to the murder of Natalee Holloway (and Stephany Tatiana Flores Ramírez!) and is also not that cute? You need to get some counseling, stat.