Reputed Drug Lord Christopher Coke Arrested In Jamaica

A month after a mini-war broke out in Kingston when the government bowed to U.S. pressure to arrest him, alleged drug lord and political power broker Christopher “Dudus” Coke has finally been taken into custody in Jamaica. Coke will likely be extradited to New York (that sort of happens all the time, doesn’t it?) where he has been charged with illegal trafficking of drugs and weapons.

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