Pretty Actress Performs Black Ops Tabloid PR for TV Show's Return

Last night, attractive 32-year-old TV starlet ____ ____ allegedly ran her Range Rover into three parked cars and fled the scene on foot, only to soon return, while police were investigating. The event occurred in the city of Los ____. The starlet, who never has celebrity gossip tabloid run-ins, and who was said to be (oddly) not intoxicated at the time of the “event,” is performing the first wave of advance press for season four of her television show, ____ ____, which returns July 25.