Non-English Speaking Refs To Remain Ignorant Of Meaning Of "Nutmuncher"

Sad news: the International Federation of Association Football (known as FIFA, because of some French thing), the governing body of international soccer (a game played with a ball and two nets in which the use of hands is restricted) has denied reports that it issued a list of 20 English profanities to World Cup referees in advance of the big tournament that is start sometime soon, apparently. I say the news is sad because I would love to see an official list of English profanities: “Motherfucker” and “cocksucker” now seem rather wan to me, due to overuse. I need a few good new curse words to really spice things up around here.