Newly Fewer-Limbed Roger Simon Wins Morning By Joking About Winning Morning

Q: There must be a psychological aspect to what you are going through. How are you handling all this?

A: I believe in what I once read: “Life is a club where they won’t stand for squawks, where they deal you only one hand, and you must sit in. So even if the cards are cold and marked by the hand of fate, play up, play up like a gentleman and a sport.”

Q: Who wrote that?

A: Nathanael West.

Q: Who’s he?

A: He’s a blogger from Paramus, N.J.