Jersey Mayhem: Put It On Vibrate, Or Electrocute

Twenty-two-year-old Lawrence Guagliardo was arrested in Middletown, New Jersey on Monday for possession of heroin and weapons. One of the weapons was, as the Asbury Park Press reports, “a fully functional stun gun disguised as a cell phone.” The guy was already in enough trouble when he attempted to sell heroin to an undercover cop, he definitely shouldn’t have tried the old “Oh, here, it’s for you” earlobe-shocker gag.