Jersey Mayhem: Image-Conscious Chihuahuas Escape Embarrassing Car

“The Monmouth County Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals is looking for two men believed to have thrown two dogs out of a moving vehicle Tuesday night, officials said.”
–The Asbury Park Press on eye-witness reports of chihuahuas flying out of the window of a “lime green, four-door, Mitsubishi-type vehicle” driving on Bayside Parkway in Middletown, New Jersey. Come on, those dogs totally jumped. Anybody who knows anything about chihuahuas knows they wouldn’t be caught dead in a car like that. (The chihuahuas, one male and one female, were treated for minor injuries at the Red Bank Animal Hospital and released to the SPCA.)