Hey, Want To Buy A Ticket To A Sporting Event That Took Place Four Days Ago?

“On Saturday, May 29, 2010, Roy Halladay of the Philadelphia Phillies threw the 20th perfect game in Major League Baseball history. Here’s your chance to celebrate this rare achievement by purchasing tickets from the Marlins vs. Phillies game from May 29th. Regular ticket prices apply and this offer is available online only. Don’t miss out on owning a piece of history, and take advantage of this limited time offer today!”
–The Florida Marlins have put the 13,500 unused tickets to Saturday’s game against the Philadelphia Phillies up for sale. This past Saturday’s game. Upper Deck B section tickets are going for $14-$20. The true poseur idiot, of course, will snap up any available “Batter’s Box MVP” seat for $325.