Bill Clegg Is A Huge Success!

“He’s recently appeared in all the publications that matter, including a featured excerpt in New York Magazine, and a photo shoot in Vogue that makes him look exactly like the very healthy, very handsome preppy power bottom that he was, is, but claims he never thought he’d be.”
-The number of people who are angry about and horrified by agent turned crack addict turned memoirist Bill Clegg is large!