10 Sequels I Will Watch Before 'Ghost Rider 2'

I am a proud American who paid to see Ghost Rider in the theater. You may remember it (I barely do!) as the movie in which Nic Cage is a flaming skull. I had to read the Wikipedia entry to make sense of the plot, involving as it does the devil’s agent, a series of contracts and the devil’s agent’s angry son. (Like the film’s own plot, the movie itself required about six years of contractual wrangling to even begin filming.) Well, apparently there is going to be a sequel! Without even Googling, I can think of ten sequels I would watch long before Ghost Rider.

10 Fear Dot Org

9 The Inkheart and Friends Musical Comedy Hour.

8. 89 Minutes.

7. Babylon AD v. Pluto Nash: The IMAX Anime Mashup.

6. Jump Off: The Jumper 2.

5. Game On: Gamer Redux.

4. It Has Already Happened: The Happening (Again).

3. Speed Racer 2: 190 Minutes of High Speed Neon-Margarita Vomit Chunks.

2. Glitter: The Reglittering.

1. Ecks: Now With More Ballisticalism (Working title: Ecks v. Sever Again: Going Even More Ballistic.)

YES, AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I would happily watch ALL of these before sitting just ONCE through Ghost Rider 2: Electric Bugaloo.