You Will Obey Andrew Cuomo And Elect Him Now!

CUOMO FOR SPACE EMPEROR!

Local lawyer Andrew Cuomo has made public his obvious years-long intention to be the lord-god-king of New York State, in a 20-minute speech that used phrases like: Could make Boss Tweed blush! Debacle! Carpe diem! The time for baby steps is over! Tear it down! Let my opponents play the old-style politics, with party bosses! And my fave: “When 
government 
fails, 
the 
people 
have
 the 
right 
to
 replace 
it!” I had not realized we were really interested in REPLACING THE GOVERNMENT with a single Dear Leader, but, hey, it’s not like those other clowns are working out.