Why Not Just Bring "The Sun Also Sets" Back As A Real Show?

Dear Hollywood: Please do not under any circumstances — even or especially those involving the interest of Robert Pattinson — remake the 1991 soap-opera campfest Soapdish. It is pretty much a perfect (and perfectly cast) movie and updating it for the TMZ era will just make the whole enterprise sad, and probably full of anachronisms not caught by the fifth rewriter to boot. If you don’t believe me, the entire movie is available on Hulu for free. (BRB for the next 1:40, everybody!) [Via]