The Race To Run Knifecrime Island: Blades Out

Polls are now open in the United Kingdom’s general election! Who will cut their way to the top? Will any single party be able to carve out a working majority, or will they be forced to dice together some kind of provisional coalition that will allow Britain to slash its way through the terrible problems by which it is currently beset? I’d take a stab at predicting the outcome, but it still teeters on the razor’s edge! More to come… with knives! [Images via]