The Eurovision Finals: Brace Yourself For Feminnem and Hera Björk!

It’s only the greatest television event in the entire world. Tomorrow, 25 awesome countries line up to answer the question “Who Is The Country That Most Excessively Performs Awful Synth Pop?” This is Sofia Nizharadze who is representing Georgia! This show makes “American Idol” look like GARBAGE.

Didrik Solli-Tangen is representing Norway! WHAT IS HE WEARING!

Don’t count out SAFURA from Azerbaijan!

OR CROATIA’S GIRL GROUP FEMINNEM!

Here is my fave. It is Iceland’s Hera Björk!

That is a song that I will never get out of my head.

Anyway, enjoy streaming it on the Internet, loser Americans.