Sleep Or Die

Sleeping less than six hours a night leads to premature death, says Science. “People who regularly had this little sleep were 12% more likely to die over a period of 25 years or less than those who got the recommended six to eight hours.” There is also a link between lack of sleep and sitting around at the bar for way longer than you should be even though you know NOTHING GOOD is going to happen and you’d be better off settling up and heading home, but you never learn, do you? And now you’re going to die quicker. Happy now? You’re a goddamn adult, go back to your apartment at a reasonable hour. God, you must be so ashamed. You’re worthless. No wonder you’ll never find someone who actually loves you. You sicken me.