Prison Island Ninjas Save German From Muggers In Triumph For Globalization

Three Australian muggers were mugging a German medical student outside a ninja training school in Sydney. The ninjas, dressed in all their ninja finery, temporarily halted their ninjery and emerged from their ninja academy to advance upon the muggers, who, seeing the approaching horde of menacing ninjas, chose to abandon the mugging and flee from the ninjas. You can read more details here, but the piece ends with the word “Cowabunga,” which, you know.