Ozzfest Wedding Package The Latest Sign That We're All Growing Up
Given the extraordinary amounts of money people are willing to spend on both weddings and so-called “VIP” experiences at concerts, I’m surprised no one has thought to combine the two yet! Leave it to Sharon Osbourne, who has cooked up the “Unholy Matrimony VIP Package” for her husband’s still-existent traveling metal carnival Ozzfest. It includes 10 pit tickets (for the bride, the groom, and an eight-person wedding party), an Ozzfest-themed cake, and a backstage tour conducted by someone named Big Dave — who will also conduct the ceremony. It’s only $266/a person, which I guess is why they couldn’t get Jack or Kelly to be the master of ceremonies. [Via]